Even more discount! I just spent a fortune! Somebody should stop me!
Am I alone here?

Hey! I've even found a place where I can find great discounts for a possible gift for my boyfriend!
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Who said Christmas shopping was stressful?

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Hey! Have you girls noticed that Hollidays are coming? I am crazy about these discounts! 25% off for all the products! And Coastal Scents have really good stuff! I've tried them and I couldn't stop buying them. I just don't want to imagine what will I do now that the prices are off!
Did you girls bought something now with the big discounts?
Maybe it's a good chance to buy the Christmas presents in time for this year!  

the overwhelming desire to see the inside of the nearest closet (pub toilet, friend's back garden, the alleyway over there at all).

can be introduced to the family without unreasonable fear of embarrassment. On the part of the family.

a polyamorous couple who haven't had sex with each other in years.

an alliance between kingdoms.

the indolent boy from your last year at University who spent 8+ hours a day online and ate all the Nutella, the memory of whom somehow improves with time.

a momentary instance of being almost as interested in someone else as in oneself.

capable of untold amounts of suffocation.

capable of untold amounts of suffocation.

forbidden by the moral laws of most world religions.

the one who comes round when your partner's 'out of town on business' (read: seeing his lover).

cuddly. In the pejorative sense (similar to the concept of 'shapely legs,' which is code for chubby).

only just bearable. "That was a lovely party! I do hope you take me to Kettering again!"

Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assent integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play- it- safers!