I believe shoes can often be like a clothing - you have to wear them and not have them wear you. Some shoes are cute, some are funky, some are ugly, some are odd, but it depends on how you wear them. You can get amazingly cheap shoes from Payless (wink*wink) and make them look fabulous with some cute outfit. Or you can opt to purchase extremely expensive shoes and really never wear them because: they don't fit right, or their too pricey to ruin...etc. It can sometimes be all about comfort. Sometimes. Underline that “sometimes”- after all some slight discomfort, isn't that bad with cute, powerful boots.

What I don't think it's cute when toes are sticking out from shoes. Get a size up. Get a “wide” shoe. Whatever you have to do, but even the cutest, most expensive shoes will completely be ruined with your big ol' toes hanging out. Imagine a woman wear beautiful, high, high heels and her toes would always be sticking out. I couldn't stop watching her feet. She'd call me, or begin to talk to me and my eyes would move straight to her feet. There I was weirdly staring at her dangly toes. “Does she think none will notice?”, I thought. “Has she been shoe shopping with friends? TRUE friends? Friends that will tell her to get a bigger size and cover up those damn toes that are hovering over poor L.A.M.B shoes. What would Gwen say?!” I don't know if her feet dangle anymore. But I still see a lot of girls with dangling toes or wearing shoes that are too tight. I'm not hating. I'm trying to bring a real issue to light. I'm trying to save feet! Poor tootsies that should be treated better...

That’s Jessica Simpson trying to pick up a cigarette butt with her toes. It’s not just that the shoes don’t fit, it’s that her toes look all crimped and splayed and kind of slimy. It’s grossing me out! They look like fingers! Or a squished sea anemone. Can someone explain to me why this picture makes me retch? I can’t quite put my finger on it.

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a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.