When life give you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!

The noblest of dogs is the hot dog - it feeds the hand that bites it.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why someone may seem bright at first until you hear them speak.

Without me, it's just aweso.

He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia.

Just remember, if the world didnt suck, we'd all fall off.

Imagine there are no hypothetical situations.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Dyslexics of the world untie.

Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

It appears that the location of my fist and your head are not mutually exclusive! It is a probability miracle!

And that just about sums up me. Ciao pplz!