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jazzy17 asked:

12 Nov 2010

Yo momma comedy who wants to challenge me to a yo momma battle lol (if ur mum jokes offend u don't

this ) I'm gonna begin yo mommas so big when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out :)

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sena95

sena95 says:

Posted on 12 Nov 2010

Check these out , they are SUPER funny ! :P





1. Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!

2. Yo momma so dumb she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!

3. Yo momma so dumb she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!

6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!

7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

11. Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”

12. Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.

13. Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

14. Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

15. Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

16. Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

17. Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

18. Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

19. Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.

20. Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

21. Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!

22. Yo momma so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

23. Yo momma so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.

24. Yo momma so dumb she asked you, “What is the number for 999?”

25. Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.

26. Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.

27. Yo momma so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

28. Yo momma so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

29. Yo momma so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

30. Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”

31. Yo momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Sprite!

32. Yo momma so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

33. Yo momma so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

34. Yo momma so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

35. Yo momma so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus and it wasn’t there she took the 22 twice instead.

36. Yo momma so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.

37. Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

38. Yo momma so dumb that under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

39. Yo momma so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

40. Yo momma so dumb she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

41. Yo momma so dumb she was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.

42. Yo momma so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course.

43. Yo momma so dumb that she went to an L.A. Clippers game to get a hair cut.

44. Yo momma so dumb she couldn’t read an audio book.

45. Yo momma so dumb it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

46. Yo momma so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.

47. Yo momma so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.

48. Yo momma so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .

49. Yo momma so dumb she went to Disney Land and saw a sign that said “Disney Land - Left” so she went home.

50. Yo momma so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”

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xxx_baby_sparkle_xxx says:

Posted on 12 Nov 2010

Yo momma so fat that when she walks down the steps i think eastenders has finished xXx

yoshi_baybee

yoshi_baybee says:

Posted on 13 Nov 2010



YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE PUT A NEWSPAPER IN FRONT OF THE TV AND CALLED IT PAPER-VIEW ! [:

jazzy17

jazzy17 says:

Posted on 14 Nov 2010

Yo mommas afro so big when she gets into my car everyone thought I had tinted windows :)

jazzy17

jazzy17 says:

Posted on 14 Nov 2010

Yo mommas afro so big when she gets into my car everyone thought I had tinted windows :)

jazzy17

jazzy17 says:

Posted on 14 Nov 2010

Yo mommas so short she models for trophies

jazzy17

jazzy17 says:

Posted on 14 Nov 2010

LMFAO

Yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mommas so fat you have to grease her thighs so sh can get in and outta yo bathtub

Yo mommas so fat she puts lipstick on witha paint roller

Yo mommas so fat she ironsher pants on yo drive way

yo mommas so poor when i ditched my cigarette she came out singig " stomp your feet , claps your hands praise the lord we got got heat".

Yo mommas so fat hercothes come in 3 different sizes L, XL and Shit its coming

Yo mommas so fat the highway patrol make her wear CAUTION WIDETURN

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