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jazzy17 asked:

12 Aug 2010

Hey guys I need drastic help , next week my bestie is coming home for mid term break coz she goes to

boarding school , anyway she is supposed to be staying a night at my place and I challenged her to a late night yo momma battle and everytime have a yo momma battle she wins? Has anyone got any good yo momma jokes they have invented that she has never used ? She is smart so I am determined to the Yo Momma queen?

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kekye

kekye says:

Posted on 12 Aug 2010

Yo momma so ugly, hideous people stand next to her to feel beautiful.

Yo momma teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

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bumble_bee_123 says:

Posted on 27 Jul 2011

Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 see how long she slept
Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash light
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo momma so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo momma so dumb she sold her computer to pay for the internet
Yo momma so fat she downloaded cheats for Wii Fit
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma so ugly I heard your dad first met her at the pound
Yo momma so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back! party
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
Yo momma so dumb she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in Africa

I go 2 boarding school btw :)

jazzy17

jazzy17 says:

Posted on 13 Aug 2010

lol Il ike these

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