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jaydde_woodrow asked:

07 Jul 2010

WHY HORSE RIDING IS BETTER THAN SEX

18 Reasons Riding is Better Than Sex:



18- You don't have to sneak your riding magazines into the house.



17- If you are having trouble with riding, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.



16- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about riding.



15- If your trainer takes pictures or videotapes of you riding, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.



14- Your horse won't keep asking questions about other horses you've ridden.



13- It's perfectly respectable to ride a horse you've never met before, just once, or, ride many horses in the same day, whether you know them or not.



12- When you see a really good horse, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining riding him.



11- If your regular horse isn't available, he/she won't object if you ride another horse.



10- Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you ride by yourself.



9- When dealing with a riding trainer, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.



8- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy riding stuff.



7- You can have a riding calendar on your wall at the office, tell riding jokes and invite co-workers to ride with you without getting sued for harassment.



6- There's no such thing as a Riding Transmitted Disease.



5- If you want to watch horses on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel (but you might need a video tape).



4- Nobody expects you to promise to ride the same horse for the rest of your life.



3- Nobody expects you to give up riding if your equine partner loses interest in the sport.



2- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of riding.



1- Your horse will never say, "What? You just rode me last week! Is that all you ever think about?"

Answers

jessd

jessd says:

Posted on 07 Jul 2010

omgg that is so funny

runningwithscissors

runningwithscissors says:

Posted on 18 Oct 2010

LMAOOOO. I love this.

megatron

megatron says:

Posted on 29 Oct 2010

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Lmao xD

may_deadlove

may_deadlove says:

Posted on 03 Jun 2011

lmao that's really funny!

maestro_97

maestro_97 says:

Posted on 20 Jun 2011

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