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Published on: 15 Nov 2008 by inge_binge

Words Women Use And What They Really Mean

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out
the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of
wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.! "Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end
with "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will
result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you
want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in
just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk
to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have
done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you
have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair
chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's
Okay"

THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies
that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by
the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

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Comments

lisadoll

lisadoll says:

Posted on 23 Nov 2008

very true!!!!!!!!!!!

inge_binge

inge_binge says:

Posted on 12 Jan 2009

haha

miss_lily

miss_lily says:

Posted on 23 Aug 2009

lol.I like this. :)

manssskulll

manssskulll says:

Posted on 05 Dec 2009

Loooool:P

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